Here at the Museum we come across a lot of interesting photos and documents in our collection. Today we found one that really takes the cake… so we’ve decided to run a caption-writing contest:
Please put your captions in the comments section below. Winner gets free admission for two to the Museum, as well as a Mu$eum hat!
UPDATE:: Our office has voted and decided that “Primping before the major announcement of ‘the return of the bull market.’ is our favorite caption! Congrats NEWARKMUSEUMPR! We’ll contact you soon about picking up your prize and thanks to all the people who participated and submitted captions!
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Contest ideas:
“I guess this will do if we don’t have a bull.”
or
Primping before the major announcement of ‘the return of the bull market.’
Our office has voted and decided that “Primping before the major announcement of ‘the return of the bull market.’ is our favorite caption! Congrats! We’ll contact you soon about picking up your prize and thanks to all the people who submitted captions!
i’m sorry, barbara isn’t here right now. can i take a moooooooossage?
Cow thinks:
“A VP needs a personal assistant. HR only pays for a receptionist. >sigh<"
or
"This is the third time she's mis-dialed the number. Memo to self: no year-end bonus."
or
Woman thinks:
"I'm a cow secretary. A COW SECRETARY! Is this all a liberal arts degree is good for?"
Many years later, when the cow grew up and Moira took it to the prom, her parents deeply regretted allowing a child to talk them out of killing the barnyard calf for supper.
Author George Orwell responded to Chatanooga County Revival Theatre’s production of “Animal Farm” with only these words: “I really thought people would take me less literally.”
DAISY, COME HERE. I NEED YOU.
or
“This is the operator. Will you accept a domestic cattle-call from a Mr. Ferdinand?”
So far I think Sean is the funniest… both are excellent.
“Show me the MOOney”
From the phone: “We need you back in New York!”
Cow: “But Hawaii is so nice…”